Keith

Keith. One of my bestest friends in this WORLD!! She's so gay for ryujin and momo. I wrote this bc I want to thank her.

Person 1: who's one of your bestest friends?

Person 2: KEITH

by Bwongyuucake May 24, 2022

Keith

A big dripping vagina

Dr. Smiths first patient had a hell of a Keith. And he had to bump his next appointment.

by Miss Dic February 13, 2022

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Keith the paddidledonk

A squid that Wilbur Soot named with Charlie Slimecicle, Wilbur came up with the name and told Charlie 😈💪

"Yo what's one Minecraft squid called again?" - Person 1

"Oh it's Keith the Paddidledonk" - Person 2

by Dreamsbighairytoes November 29, 2021

keith

is handsome, funny, hyper energetic, and has cool humour. can be used to describe people. normally means someone who likes comics and watching movies. (and is probably gay).

"That guy is such a keith."
"Keiths are fun to be with."

by acoolguyfromnet October 27, 2021

Keith

Keith is “the love of my life” kind of guy. He is the one that fills all the boxes and then teaches you that there are more. The moment you eyes hit him, you know you are already in trouble, because those eyes say it all, they tell you the long and hard story he has, but how he always managed to get through it as a better person. They tell you how smart he is and his incredible way of reading everything around him. They tell you he is romantic, sexy and sweet ( who new that all of those can go together) they tell you how much he cares for other people. They tell you how determined and interesting he is. They tell you how handsome and dreamy he is. That he still has the spark of a child barrier inside of him. That he will make you smile until the day you die.

Keith is the love of my life.

by Michaela Ainslie November 23, 2021

Keith Barry

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.

Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.

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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.

by John DoyleX2006 July 26, 2008