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Get the Grove Road, Lingfield mug.a school full of shit im talking about the teachers going to grove is like going to a night club mixed with a strip club theres those girls who are completed hoes who smoke on a daily. there those retarded yr8 that think that they are complete savages so they disrespect yr 9 and get beaten the shittttt out of them. and finally yr 9 savs they are olders and if you know about tescos uno and i feel sorry for that polish lady not stating names
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The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
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Get the elliott joseph groves. mug.The best place for food Adelaide. Everything is so cheap and the services is great. Just kidding cunt the only reason cunts go their is to dack jerky and monsters. The Indian cunt at the front of the store is clueless and has no clue what’s going on while 5 cunts dack 30 bucks worth of food each. If the cunt knows what’s going on the lads say fuck off dog we know where you live you gronk. Sometime cunts stand at the front and ask him how much are the hotdogs when there is no hotdogs even there. If you get caught racking all you say is say mums cunt or are you refusing. The Indian cunt is only there past 12:00am if there is a white guy there you are screwed. But the Indian is so dumb he thinks people just looking for food but they walk out with 1 person buying a snickers bar while they leave laughing about how much of a loser the paki cunt is
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“Fuck cunt were racking the whole store the dog doesn’t know what’s going on”
“Fuck cunt were racking the whole store the dog doesn’t know what’s going on”
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