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Drift Weenie

When you want a girl to come over and hang out with some"bed wrestling" but she can't because you have been at the drift track all day and your weenie smells like shit.
Casey: you gonna bone ol girl from last time?
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.
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Beijing Drift

Dropping a load onto the stomach and it rolls down before she can get up..
When you drop a load on the stomach of a woman and it rolls down, then before she can get up, baammmm, 9 months later you have a newborn.. and that my friend is what you call a Beijing Drift..
by The pimple popper March 25, 2023
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Drifting

The thing everyone's joycon likes to do. It could happen for a multitude of reasons.
Billy: Hey Jim, what's wrong with your joycon?
Jim: Damn it it must be drifting.
Billy: Just blow into it maybe it will tone it down a bit.
by LegalMeme September 10, 2019
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drift

drifting is often misused and should only be used it you have not talked to someone or kept in touch with someone for a long amount of time (years/months)
we haven’t seen each other in so long we have really caught a drift
by don’t stresstomuch July 7, 2019
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Drift Consci

Fools Fall asleep but cool people 'Drift Consci'. Drift from Conscientious to the enchanting, magical world of slumber. Often in the context of drinking alcohol or taking illicit substances.
Patrick wanted to party all night at the Ultra Music Festival but all that drinking made him Drift Consci around midnight.
by dizzyCarnival March 24, 2022
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Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.
4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.
by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018
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drifting

Noun

While in the process of giving fellatio, the penis misses the giver's mouth and starts streaking away on the face, sometimes piercing the cheekbone.

Typically occurs when the person giving fellatio is inebriated, exhausted, barely awoken from sleep to perform the act, or otherwise mind-altered by drugs or medication.
"Hey Greg. Wake up, man! You're drifting, and now my dick is stabbing your cheek. Get it together, and THEN you can go back to sleep!"
by Japanese Doll Peddler June 4, 2021
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