wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale
by Pauljtmofo February 5, 2008
Get the Brandon christophermug. He is the sexiest man you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold, and will do anything for you. He loves mountains, and if you ever lose him, he's probably hiking in the alps somewhere taking pictures. He normally goes by "Brawny Man" because of his sexy beard that not many people can pull off. He loves girls that have the name Chelsea, and will end up marrying one. but only because they're awesome. He is always traveling and meeting new people. His favorite kind of food to eat is Kashi. And his favorite place to live is nowhere. He enjoys putting a hamock in between two trees and calling it his home. He moves around alot, so dont get too attached, even though it'd be hard not to, because he's a perfect person. He's easy to love, fun to be around, and always willing to listen. And probably the sexiest man to walk the planet. kthanksbye.
Woahhh loook at Christopher Brooks, id love to hit that (; oh wait... i already did, because my name is Chelsea.
by Chelseakthanksbye August 22, 2011
Get the Christopher Brooksmug. by LittleAsian03 September 8, 2016
Get the Joey Christophermug. person 1: “Hey do you know what day it is?”
person 2: “What?”
person 1: “Its Christopher Slander day! Go bully chris!”
person 2: “What?”
person 1: “Its Christopher Slander day! Go bully chris!”
by glockmaster69 May 17, 2021
Get the Christopher Slandermug. An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.
Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."
Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."
If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.
by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011
Get the Peeping Christophermug. Getting the right answer from an educated guess. The right guess appeared to be unachievable and is often mistaken with pure luck. However it is to be noted that luck is but a tiny portion of the right guess.
You really pulled a Christopher in today's Wordle guess. You went from two of the correct letters to the right answer!
by Karobobaro March 29, 2022
Get the Pulled a Christophermug. A FAT Patato who uses girls & has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a small dick , he’s a fuckboy and lies .
by Yourhoe123 May 7, 2018
Get the christopher nunomug.