The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room
Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
by Big Man Ashcroft October 29, 2019
by Biggmanpp January 29, 2023
An all girls catholic school in Milton Mass. They are known for having the nicest people. They are very good at basketball, lacrosse, and volleyball, and have one of the best drama programs around. Their rivals are Notre Dame Academy and Ursuline Academy. NDA girls think they are the best but in reality are stuck up and mean. Fontbonne may not have flashy facilities, but the community is always full of genuine kindness and they use their space amazingly!! The diverse community and comfortable/casual uniforms are another reason Fontbonne is great. Teachers want students to succeed in their academics and are helpful to everyone. Students attend high end universities and always love the Fontbonne Community!!
FBA Girl 1: Hey we are playing NDA today in basketball
FBA Girl 2: Ugh they are mean off the court but easy to beat on the court!!
FBA Girl 1: I know right! but the fans from Fontbonne Academy will come through and help us win!
FBA Girl 2: Ugh they are mean off the court but easy to beat on the court!!
FBA Girl 1: I know right! but the fans from Fontbonne Academy will come through and help us win!
by potatocat2.0 April 14, 2020
A shit school with no money, and everyone are chavs that will talk shit behind your back because you did a tiny oopsie in Year 7.
by RetroJoshh May 15, 2019
Knole Academy students are fat and entitled hmmm (raj). They are little dickheads who have greasy hair and posh soccer mums who lick there arses !!
by Fingerlicker January 23, 2022
The most shitty high school were people bring drugs in school and the police is always there if you are thinking of joining hope I wouldn’t the uniform is terrible and teachers have a go at you for bad reasons like not having a fucking pen or your skirt is rolled up and being on the back Stairs at the wrong time it may look to be ‘outstanding’ but it really isn’t also there’s some mad road men who will shank you up for doing something wrong. DONT JOIN HOPE ACADEMY
by letsjumpoffabridge August 27, 2020
A delightful school with no problems at all and is a very high achieving academy they strive for the best grades possible in all subjects
The teachers r very supportive and would do anything for the students
They’re rival schools can only dream of being as successful as schools like whitcliffe and heckmondwike r just seen as working class scum in this area
The teachers r very supportive and would do anything for the students
They’re rival schools can only dream of being as successful as schools like whitcliffe and heckmondwike r just seen as working class scum in this area