Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

by realrobertreed October 11, 2014

caterpillar tracks

Caterpillar Tracks are a nutritious alternative to an otherwise unheathy lifestyle. Comprised of two of America's all time favorite delicay's; S'more's Pop-Tarts and peanut butter & jelly, it offers a source of protien and not to mention packed full of fiber.
How to make Caterpillar Tracks:
1. Toast S'mores Pop-Tart in toaster oven
2. Turn over so icing side faces down
3. Spread one layer of peanut butter
4. Spread one layer of raspberry preserves
5. enjoy silly!

see: caterpillar tracks

by adam with help (but not much) from other adam November 8, 2007

Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.

I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.

by Boostedmama August 18, 2022

Track-ho

A term used for a female who hangs out in the pits at any type of race track ( usually a circle-track or a drag strip) for the sole purpose of getting seen with the winning drivers.

A track-ho trades sex for the priveledge of being seen with a winning driver.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint

you left ball tracks on my toilet seat

by Kallen89 April 20, 2017

happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...

Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night

by Sholngdonson September 20, 2019

track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.

When she's on her period, stick it in track two.

by freehawk January 20, 2015