blonde brunette

When a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail

Tara: How funny is it that female Lions are called Tigers?!
Jeremy: WTF?! Lions and Tigers are two different animals. You're such a blonde brunette!

by The Vivacious T October 11, 2016

thick blonde

A woman who has a thick ass and probably boobs as well

Daaaamn dude, you see that thick blonde over there?

by alwallace January 26, 2018

Blond Jesus

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

Blonde Nigger

A girl that is white, but tries to be black.

Guy 1: Yo you seen that girl vicky on dr.phil?
Guy 2: Yea she is a blonde nigger.

by Sparkles_45 January 23, 2019

Virtual Blonde

A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.

Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.

by Virslinda July 26, 2012

Blonde virgo

It’s blonde it’s virgo both of those factors are child torture you will find this woman being hypocritical and dramatic for no reason and telling people she is clean and will clean nothing whatsoever not to mention she is half assed and complains when other people are half assed even if she is more half assed then them

Blonde virgo: why are you so lazy
Anybody who isn’t a bitch: why did you fuck up my kitchen?

by The420microwave January 6, 2022

Strawberry Blonde

I’m a fricken strawberry blonde not a ginger or regular blonde!!! Some people call me ginger. Some call me blonde but my hair is a blonde with red mixed in get it right bitches!

“She is a ginger.”
“No she is a blonde!”
“I’m strawberry blonde you pricks!”

by Fernc099er October 10, 2018