Status Moment

noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.

Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.

What a status moment!

by BenzoMay November 11, 2010

hailey status

dumb bitch

you just shown an example of hailey status

by chathupoyi October 31, 2019

Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.

John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**

by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011

Status quo

The status quo, or any other quo, is a person's business if they want to go with it. Some people want to change everything, and others were already happy without anything having to change for them to be happy.

You don't tell people they can't stick with the status quo, even if you don't agree with the way they do something. You disagree with them, they disagree with you, a d that's it. Not everybody has to agree that wearing a stupid fucking mask everywhere or getting a vaccine is a good idea, since a country where everyone has to agree on everything is not really a free country.

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

stud status

When your game with respect to your ability to lure women into bed is always on point.

girl 1: Omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.

girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.

girl 1: omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.

girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.

by JayJay89 July 1, 2015

Status Crasher

When you completely ruin a very deep Facebook status or Tweet by saying something funny or ironic.

Lucy's status: "I love everything about you, from your head to your toes, you are my everything♥"

Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥

by Graciebeebee123 October 19, 2010

Status Girl

A beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.

They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.

Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.

“Bro this girl been nothing but loyal to me and showed love to me she gotta be a Status girl”.

by -anonymous 23 September 3, 2019