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Dissociative Temple Run Disorder

Also known as DTRD, Dissociative Temple Run Disorder occurs when you've been playing the game Temple Run for so long that you misjudge how long you've been running during that round.
Dan: "What?! I thought I was so far down the course but I've only run 2,000!"
Margaret: "Whoa, take a chill. It looks like you've got yourself some Dissociative Temple Run Disorder. You may need to take a break, you've been playing for two hours straight."
by TheLovelyLlama August 1, 2012
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Water Temple

Probably the most misunderstood dungeon in Zelda 64. Easy enough if you pay attention, by brutally freaking impossible if you get lost at any point. Also, easy to skip about 3/4 of it using simple logic and awareness of surroundings.
1: Oh man... I got soo lost in the Water Temple earlier. Took me a couple hours!

2: Really? I skipped to the boss after I got the Longshot.
by joequincy June 24, 2008
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My body is a temple

an excuse to feel okay even though you are fat fuck, exaggeration to let other think you are okay while its clearly not.
Don't tell me what to eat my body is a temple
by khela hobe April 3, 2019
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water temple

A temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocorina of Time, that is widley regarded as gamers as a complete pain in the ass.
I think I'm the only person in the world who madeit through the Water Temple my first time with little to no trouble at all... I was 8.
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The Temple

A place where all types of ideas could be spoken, traded, and exchanged, where no topic was off-limits or forbidden.

You're forver in our hearts.

1989-January 17th 2009
RIP-&T "The Temple"
by Bad_Intentions March 23, 2009
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Templan

A person who masturbates in a public place. This can be at school, in a store bathroom, in a car in a parking lot, etc. This person typically has a form of mental retardation and is frequently caught due to their loud moans and grunts.
Guy 1: Hey Steve did you hear about that templan that got suspended today?
Guy 2: O yea, Wood shop teacher caught him
Guy 1: Yea, When he went to hide it, he got his left testicle stuck in his zipper. They had to drive him strait to the hospital.
Guy 2: Poor kid
by B$ March 27, 2005
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schizophrenic template

A poorly organized web site full of insane ramblings, usually centered on the page, which change the color, font size, and capitalization of words at random. They often contain irrelevant links and pictures, page-long alt tags, and animated backgrounds. Such sites tend to be about religion, aliens, conspiracy theories, and dead babies.
These people all seem to be using a standard schizophrenic template.
by nameless five September 3, 2005
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