Chris Tucker

When a man pulls his scrotum and testicles between his legs so they are facing his back side, located right below the anus, and a man or woman kicks him in his testicles as hard as possible.

My girlfriend was angry with me for not texting her back, so she made me bend over and gave me a good Chris Tucker.

by Riodo May 30, 2013

chris tucker

Jackie Chan's bitch.

Guy1: "Look at that black guy getting bossed around by that asian dude."

Guy2: "What a Chris Tucker!"

by vhvjky June 16, 2010

Tekkers

THINGS THAT SHOULD NEVER BE DISCUSSED EVER AGAIN AS THEY ARE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

Person A: "My Tekkers is the-"
*punch in the face*
Person B: "No."

by Mr_2018 December 7, 2012

teccers

testicles

I snagged my teccers in my zip

by karl adams July 29, 2003

teakers

a slang term for breasts

check out the teakers on that one.

by urjealousofmywetsuit April 2, 2010

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

by Chuck B. April 14, 2003

Ticker

A "ticker" is any person who participates in a hobby that contains a large number feats to be accomplished whereby their personal understanding of success or victory in this field is correlated to how close to 100% of the accomplishments they can "tick" off their list. This applies to hikers looking to summit the highest peak in all 50 states, bird watchers, visiting the countries of the world, trying all of the restaurants in a large city and bedding every last male and/or female on the planet.

This term is often used in a pejorative sense as oftentimes the desire to "tick" things off one's list interferes with one's actual enjoyment or even awareness of the act. Ticking is also almost always associated with some degree of nerdery.

Bill tells me that he "reviewed" 120 beers at the beer festival. I think he's full of shit saying he remembers them all and that he's probably just in it for the numbers so that he can brag to his stupid friends. He's just another ticker.

by SomeBA September 12, 2009