Lazy Teabag

When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.

Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag

by TheMasterDisasterofWords November 18, 2017

Yorkshire teabagging

Guy sits on chicks face straddling her head knees bent facing away from her body. Allows oral access to dudes teabag, taint, and booty, that's the Yorkshire part lol. Requires shower fresh conditions and true love to be successful. Not recommended for really heavy dudes.

Yeah Lisa is so into me I watched tv for an hour while Yorkshire Teabagging her. Friend: Lucky ...

by Wedjamin March 10, 2018

Teabag on Rye

Placing open faced hands on upper and lower portion of ballsack and penis in a "Sandwich Fashion"

Suzie was looking forward to a smoldering Teabag on Rye!

by Choad123 August 14, 2013

Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.

Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag

by supshp August 25, 2013

London Teabag

When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.

The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory

by You EclipsedByMe March 22, 2011

Golden Teabag

It's the perfoming of a sexual act, where you rub your testicles in someones face, while being able to urinate inside someones mouth.

My girlfriend wanted me to show her something new. So i performed the Golden Teabag. She left the day afterwards.

by Plus5ToDexterityVest July 2, 2011

Zetland teabag

When a man inserts his nut sack into another man's anus then proceeds to then put said nutsack into the same man's mouth

Can't believe doogie loves receiving a Zetland teabag after a long shift

Next time give them a Zetland teabag instead of just a Turkey slap

by Crudeaviator April 27, 2023