Golden Teabag

It's the perfoming of a sexual act, where you rub your testicles in someones face, while being able to urinate inside someones mouth.

My girlfriend wanted me to show her something new. So i performed the Golden Teabag. She left the day afterwards.

by Plus5ToDexterityVest July 2, 2011

Tunnel teabag

The same concept as the game tunnelball but where one lucky participant rolls down the tunnel on a skateboard and gets dunked by everyone's ballsack.

1. Everyone line up Nara wants to play tunnel teabag
2. Adam always wanted to be first in the tunnel teabag
3. My nads got chaffing from a marathon tunnel teabag

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.

Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.

by Wiskco March 19, 2020

Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.

Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag

by supshp August 25, 2013

the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing

“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”

by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020

bangkok teabag

The act of being in a hot sweaty room with no running water laying on the ground with a lady boy teabagging you. When he/she is done you have a venereal disease of the mouth.

I really hate going to Lewiston Maine because I always end up getting a Bangkok Teabag.

by mengsoldier November 20, 2013

teabag chewer

One that chews teabags for enjoyment

Timothy was called a "teabag chewer" after chewing teabags for the fourth time.

by Teabag chewer February 17, 2022