Jew Twist

1. When a jewish guy puts his giant jew nose in a woman's orifice and then twists her nipples while they both scream yiddish phrases like "mazel tov" and "shalom."

2. Same as above, but replace Jew nose with a menorah.

Sammie: Hey, Caitlin, how was your date with Mr. Goldstein last night?
Caitlin: It was the best lay EVER! He gave me the jew twist and a cleveland steamer!
Sammie: I'm going to go vomit now.

by The New Lizard King July 23, 2010

Twisted Apple

A person who refuses to acknowledge the inferior nature of Apple's over hyped, over priced devices, such as the I-Phone, I-Touch, or I-Pad. The following mental disorder is the result of untreated "I-Phone Effect". The "twisted apple" will usually have a McJob, such as Starbacks, or work part-time as para-legal.They will constantly brag and boast that their I-Phone is the best thing after sliced bread. They will try to impress you with the GPS navigation on the I-Phone, but they never learn how to use it. They also obess on Steve Job's and will masturbate to his podcast's.

Ricky: Hey Britt, can you use your GPS navigation and get us directions to the Snoop Dogg concert. His concert is in Santa Ana, at the Galaxy Theater.

Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.

(58 minutes later)

Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?

Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.

Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).

by tr353r February 1, 2010

fist and twist

Really get screwed hard. Not only receiving the fist but that is followed by a slow and horrible twist.

Shit I really got the fist and twist in that deal.

by madmanmarx October 26, 2007

twist off

to get really angry, then explode

he finally twisted off and killed the bitch

by sayonaura April 20, 2004

twist the p

To smoke methamphetamine from a pizzo, and "twist" the pipe at a "10-2" angle so the glass heats evenly, and in order to avoid burning the substance as it melts into the pipe.

Yo, fuck snorting that shit! Let's twist the p correctly, my man!

by Methedrineus of Twakistan September 11, 2004

hippie twist

when you just twist the end of a joint instead of using a roach

jimmy hippie twisted his mariguana cigarette because he didnt have anything to use as a roach

by blinkinlights February 15, 2007

giner twist

when 6 fingers are able to fit in one's chach

Irma seemed like an innocent girl. Who would have thought she was a giner twister.

by lois October 25, 2004