tommy genesis

The ultimate definition of a bad bitch. Her creativity and lyrical content can inspire anbody to be the baddest bitch in all the land.

person 1: I want to listen to an artist who is in control of all their music
Person 2: You should listen to Tommy Genesis

by PPPerson with opinionss January 25, 2019

Tommy McMurtry

The state of being attracted to humanoids with pumpkin heads.

"I'm not saying that he's Tommy McMurtry, but I am saying that we don't really know."

by justapumpkin May 31, 2019

Tommy Jarvis

Tommy Jarvis is an overall gun. No one dislikes him, and he doesn't dislike anyone. You can literally shoot him and he will apologize for getting in front of your bullet. If you can get into a relationship with Tommy, you should be fully committed. He can protect you from anything as he always carries around a shotgun. He always wears a denim jacket with fur.

Guy 1: Who's that hot guy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?

by England_isn’t_my_city November 3, 2018

Tommy-Chode

a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall

Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode

Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly

Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode

Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh

by tacomacowboytips October 26, 2010

tommy dicked

Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.

I just tommy dicked my cigarette!

by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013

Tommy Flynn

A giant crackhead at PCMS

Omg did you see tommy flynn at the dance?
Yea dude he was snorting crack off the floor!

by WHOSAHOE May 14, 2015

Tommy goggles

Also known as Tom Goggles is the act of placing one testicle in each eye of the victim. Tom Goggles is not to be confused with a Roman Helmet where the direction of the penis is pointing down the bridge of the nose. Tommy goggles is a form of teabagging.

After that noscope snipe, I had to give him the Tommy Goggles.

by Squeebert_ February 8, 2017