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Todd

Todd was not finished being made .
A Todd will never get hard to please a woman

Todd’s usually get drunk by just thinking about rum .
Todd’s usually look up to people called josh.

Todd’s want to become a josh even tho they can’t .

Todd’s aren’t funny or good looking.
Look at Todd trying to drink , omg he fell
by Luciferiq November 25, 2021
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Todd

Todd is a white guy name, that is fine for a last name but for a first name there is always a little something about him that you wonder. He could be good looking or just average, you may wonder if he's looking you up before and after you meet just a little too much. He may have nice eyes that are safe. He may be a comedian. He may be gender-fluid. He may be a stockbroker or teacher. He's usually not an athlete.

He may spike his hair with gel and probably will be a good listener. You should ask his middle name.
Todd is a nice guy that I met on Match.com
by I watch people souls November 23, 2021
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Todd

Todd, the ultimate cunt.
Rude and obnoxious and always in trouble.
Always punching above his weight
Oh fuck here comes that guy Todd, quick hide behind this plant”
by Thefunniestguyforever November 23, 2021
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Todd Howard's short fuse

Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?
Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
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Todd

Todd can be younger than you
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Todd Edwards

The greatest UK Garage producer of all time. Sometimes referred to as Todd the god.
I love Todd Edwards so much. Especially his song Let Them See.
by bigboybob489 July 29, 2023
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todd

an awkward friend that is quiet most of the time, slightly overweight, also bi sexual most of the time
that Todd is so bisexual
by mike neily May 6, 2018
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