Nut-Crush

When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.

i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.

she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.

you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.

by Demmy123456789 April 29, 2010

post a nut

To engage in sexual intercourse.

My wife and I were driving around when we decided to stop and post a nut in the back seat of our Honda Civic.

by Pete Ohia November 6, 2006

Nut Tingler

A stimulation that rattles the mind as well as the body.Something that would give you goose pimples over. An inner high of highs.

What a NUT TINGLER! I was ridding my American made Harley on the 4th of July all day. It just doesn't get any better than that!

by Digger July 20, 2008

nut nog

Slang for male ejaculate evident after orgasm.

Ladies love the taste of my nut nog.
I sprayed my nut nog all over her face.
She swallowed down my nut nog.

by Sheiko Schilling June 22, 2008

Roofer's Nut

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

by boofaholic March 15, 2015

Grammar Nut

One who fixes grammar mistakes excessively

Guy 1: "Yes I'm shore."
Grammar Nut: " Hahah don't you mean sure?"

by BigD™ May 30, 2015

A technology nut

Someone who must have the newest stuff right now!

Ed is a Technology nut because he just got a new PC last year but now he want a new one this year because it's better!

by Joecrash396 June 17, 2018