vag rock

A genre of folksy type music, that is chiefly popular amongst lesbians. Examples of prominent vag rock artists would be Indigo Girls, Ani DiFranco and Dar Williams. Can usually be heard blasting out the open windows of vag wagons.
So you gonna go to that vag rock concert with Jessi Jean?
by Paul A. Colvin March 14, 2007
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Green Vag

A person with seemingly good looks, but due to rumors of said person being a notorious whore, it can be easily deducted that she has a sexually transmitted infection.
Naw dude I would't I heard she's got the green vag.
by NickPronJas October 17, 2010
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Vag-a-stash

A vagina with pubic hair shaved into a mustache. It can be parted and twirled to give it more character.
My vagina is now named Mistress Twatington. We shaved a vag-a-stash last night and now my twat is super classy. Too bad we couldn't find the mustache wax to keep those sides twirled.
by Mistress Twatington November 22, 2011
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Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that
e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything
by Poop-A-Doop September 14, 2014
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vag mop

A " vag mop " is a piece of cloth or old rag used as a makeshift tampon.
Woman on blob:- " shit.. I'm out of tampons and I'm bleeding out....!! "

Friend :- " use this old rag. It'll make a good vag mop until we get to boots. "
by mtaybar September 01, 2015
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vag canoe

one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy
Do you want to play golf today?

Sorry I have to study for my test.

Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.
by vagcanoe69 November 07, 2018
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vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.
How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.
by Ahickeyyy April 07, 2016
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