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Jingle-Jizz

When a “string” of cum is hanging between both the tip of the penis and any other object as if hung across like jingle bells.
Jennifer: “Last night, Mark took off his pants and he had jingle-jizz on his underwear!”

Stacy: “Ewww no way!”
by Psychlopsis October 2, 2019
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Mr Jizz

A fiction character that has superpowers that lets him blow a massive load every minute. He's a very attractive Caucasian/African/Asian
I see that Mr Jizz blew a massive load on Jessica
by Mr Jizz 2.0 October 14, 2019
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jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.
I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.
by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016
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Jizz Curse

The Jizz Curse is the reason for everything wrong in the world. After Nigger Jizz was released into the world he swore vengeance on Jizz and doomed everything he supported. Jizz Curse has been known to create COVID-19, the losses of Yang and Sanders, and the rise of Trump. It must be stopped at all costs.
God dammit the Jizz Curse caused the coronavirus pandemic.
by MarkAntony23 June 2, 2020
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Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman.
Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!
by nonkatt August 17, 2011
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Jizz Ticket

When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.
Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.
by Brown3yw July 5, 2011
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Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog
I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG
by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019
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