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vanilla frosty

The residue left around the mouth of a female following oral sex.
Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton a vanilla frosty in the Oval Office.
by Dale Harrison September 7, 2007
mugGet the vanilla frostymug.

frosty beard

When a man's beard gets covered in semen.
Mike ended up with a frosty beard when he got done blowing Milo.
by PartyBoy1981 December 17, 2011
mugGet the frosty beardmug.

frosty prosty

A frigid cold bitch that sells her body in exchange for a form of currency, most often associated with badonkadonk!
That frosty prosty was so frigid that my dick shriveled up just thinking about mounting her ass.
by STE MURDA October 23, 2005
mugGet the frosty prostymug.

frosty facial

n. When dining in at Wendy's, it is the act of smearing a Frosty all over one's face.

This action can be done on one's own face or on another's face (the "target"). If the actor is attempting to frosty facial a "target", one effective line is: "This Frosty smells funny." When the dessert/beverage is close the target's nose, proceed to apply force on the cup towards the target's face.

Origin is unclear, although sociologists and psychiatrists suggest its first usage comes from high school track athletes from the state of Michigan.
Thompson just talked about your mom and did a Frosty facial.
by Ninety April 12, 2007
mugGet the frosty facialmug.

Frosty-pirate

The act of semen being expelled from the penis, onto a persons eye when it is less than 32 degrees Fahrenheit. The semen freezes over the persons eye, like an eye patch. Then following the ejaculation, the person is kicked in the shin, to become a like a pirate with one eye and one leg.
"Yeah dude, I accidentally gave her a Frosty-pirate this morning, it was brutal."
by Herberton Van-Kreufinberg February 16, 2009
mugGet the Frosty-piratemug.

Frosty the Snowman

When having sex with a chick, pull out and insert your favorite flavored Popsicle into the vagina. thus having vag flavored as you like. precede to fuck her with the Popsicle until she cums or the Popsicle completely melts.
proceed to eat out favorite flavor.
Clement gave Elenor the Frosty the Snowman this weekend hiking.
by DU4thFloorSouth October 2, 2009
mugGet the Frosty the Snowmanmug.

Mr Frosty

An ice cream lolly that provides the dehydrated tongue of a euphoric individual with the sensation of having consumed an infinite supply of milk.
Seven hundred cows in a field are defs Mr Frosty.
by The Mayor of Block City January 6, 2009
mugGet the Mr Frostymug.

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