keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.
"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.
by Spazoid November 28, 2016
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Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.
- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess
by N0_D1gn1ty February 07, 2020
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flexing dominance

To intimidate a rival bro passive aggressively by commenting on an Instagram picture.
I was flexing dominance at someone... Someone named Steven.
by Pauleeeee April 07, 2016
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flexing and flashing

acting out & or showing things in a continuous reckless matter without an effect
hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing
by countinbis March 15, 2020
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Not to over-flex

(original: Nepřeflexit)
verb
1. careless activity; do not exceed the literary maximual limit of Flex
2. the eleventh commandment; "You will not over-flex in front of the fellas, since the God of flex would punish you."
Guy1: "Dude, that was just so easy. First try bro, i don't know what was supposed to be the challenge here.
Guy2: "Be careful not to over-flex tho...
Guy1: *Fucks up in a spectacular way*
by PR05TEJA November 30, 2020
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colon flex

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019
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Flex jr

Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.
Eoin is my only man defines Flex jr
by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023
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