walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping
I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.
by killfukmary October 08, 2014
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Closeted Weirdo

When you try to dress/act/be "normal" to conceal your weirdness in order to cope with the prejudices of society (because being weird is socially unexceptable, especially in most southern regions of the United States where individuality is not appreciated and in some cases, feared. And of course, not to forget, the American high school where these principles take on different vicious form themselves.) These factors tend to lead to the oppressed seeking an outlet for coping with these injustices of our society. However promising this way coping with the oppression of weirdos may seem in the beginning, this strategy tends to leave the closeted feeling empty, cronically depressed, and even more oppressed as anger starts to emerge.
Teen #1: Hey, you know Madison, there is reason to suspect that she is a closeted weirdo.
Teen #2: How come?
Teen #1: Behind that "normal" façade of hers, probably lies a really unique and interesting person.

Teen #2: Nah, she's just as plasticas the rest of us. She's probably just another basic bitch.

Teen #2: Fine, suit your self.
by Closeted Weirdo March 11, 2015
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closeted coward

Someone who is secretly a coward, but puts up a brave front until trouble appears.
Doesn't want to admit they are scared of a lot of things. The term goes a bit deeper into their personality than being just a "pussy" or "wuss"
ex:
Jake: Wow! That guy Shane is so cool! He said he'd take on those bullies head on!
Ashley: He says that all the time. He's actually a closeted coward. Once those bullies show up he'll run screaming.
by frostiewow July 06, 2015
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Closet Troll

A person who seems like a nice, quiet person, but is really a troll when online. They act sweet and innocent in person, but their secret hobby is trolling.
Hey man, did you know Suzy was such a closet troll? Yeah, she seems so nice and quiet at school, but she totally trolls online.

Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
by Daniellescookie November 27, 2011
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Closet mo

Closet mo,
When someone you know pretends to be, or acts straight all the while exhibiting homosexual habits or tendencies, for example making countless gay jokes to cover his own tendancies, or dating attractive women as a cover up
Our friend Tyler B. Has a hot girlfriend allison but we all know he wishes she was His boyfriend, soon she'll figure out he's a

"closet mo"
by gingerjesus January 02, 2015
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closet bugger

To not disclose the fact that you are bugging out, or freaking out because of smoking the reefer.
Dude, he's probably bugging out on the inside and not telling us because he doesn't want to seem like a pussy. He's a closet bugger.
by joesbugginout November 22, 2010
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closet fuckboy

someone who looks like a gentleman but is actually a fuckboy
"that guy looks really nice"
"hes not he is really closet fuckboy"
by sophies sh*t November 27, 2016
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