Cactus Smuggler

he whom loves his plants a bit rought round the edges...

and filled with yummy liquid!

"cactus smuggling? what are yeh? a prick?!?!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004

cactus porn

Cactus porn is when a woman inserts a small cactus plant into her vagina.

"Ah, I'm just going to watch some cactus porn"

by cacty April 24, 2014

Cactus flower

A vagina with short, prickly public hair, esp. one belonging to a woman with straight hair whose recently shaved pubes have begun to grow back.

Man, I love going down on my girl, but when her pubes start to grow back, that cactus flower could give you a rash on your chin.

by Shinebizzle January 24, 2015

Cactus legs

When a girl on her 21st birthday gets so drunk and stumbles into a cactus on her way home from the bar.

Man that girl was so drunk, she got cactus legs

by Twosheds89 September 10, 2011

ass cactus

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

by Jay Young April 19, 2005

Cactus

The description of something very very ugly, disgusting or tasteless.

"Oh that chick is cactus"

by MaDMaN578 July 4, 2005

Toss the Cactus

idiom: a ritual carried out to inform a guest that his presence is no longer welcome. conducted in stealth, by taking a prized cactus of said guest and chucking it amongst last night's fish bones and vegetable clippings.

It is customary for dinner guests to each bring their own cactus to a party, and at an opportune moment the offending party's cactus will be pitched into the garbage. The fruit may be thrown away unharmed, or violated in any number of ways beforehand.

Also called: "Pitching the Cactus", "Chucking the Cactus", and "Wasting the Spiny Fruit".

If that knob keeps hanging all over my girlfriend I'm going to toss the cactus and send him crying into the street.

by dw33 April 8, 2007