The Five Fingered Brown 

When fisting someone in the anus, and coming out with fecies on your hand or fingers

Pedro was so drunk, that he went home and recieved The Five Fingered Brown from his wife.

The Five Fingered Brown by Juice21 March 6, 2007

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion 

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020

The Hunt for Brown October 

The lengthy process of excreting a large amount of waste resembling a submarine.

Sorry I was late. I ate a lot of cheese last night and was on The Hunt for Brown October.

The Hunt for Brown October by Rustachio June 21, 2008

seeing Mr. Brown to the coast

Taking a dump for several minutes.

I was just seeing Mr. Brown to the coast.

seeing Mr. Brown to the coast by Elpido Gomez August 23, 2006

Brown on the Cheese 

when something turns out perfect or is great like perfectly cooked brown cheese on pizza

"Man this jacket is the brown on the cheese"
"Yo if we get him to come to party that will be the brown on the cheese"

Brown on the Cheese by theoneandonlyd November 24, 2012

Stock the pond with brown trout 

Drop a deuce, make a bowel movement, take a number 2. Along the lines of drop some kids off at the pool, have a brown baby boy, etc. Created by yours truly after watching a particular South Park episode.

I'll be right back, have to go stock the pond with brown trout.

Stock the pond with brown trout by Opus Delicti October 17, 2016

Stock the lake with brown trout 

to take a dump

Man that burrito was tasty, now I gotta go stock the lake with brown trout

Stock the lake with brown trout by dboyfromdahood February 7, 2012