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SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH 

A WOMAN OF MANY HUSBANDS LIKE DYKAN AND ALVIN HAS NO TALENTS AND IS NOT A HO
SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH IS GEY

teenage identity loophole syndrome 

1) The staggering problem in the life of at least a few kids aged 16-18 wherein desires to become a better human being are steadfastly postponed in favor of the perpetual, pleasant nothingness of the life long afforded to them thanks to their parents' hard work

2) Encountered in between childhood and adulthood; affecting middle/upper class teenagers who enjoy the coziness and instant gratification of their good old childhood lives but fail to address their future - inevitably stalling the progress of their adult lives for the worse.
Kid with raging case of teenage identity loophole syndrome:

"College is on the horizon, and I could be making money for myself right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and dedicate this morning...(stretches)... to the couch, the TV, the computer, and the almighty pop-tarts in the freezer. Ouch, why's my mind sending me a pain signal?"

NOTE: TILS is extremely harmful and worth fighting

Teenage Grundle 

The act of the male partner, inserting his testicles into the female partner's Vagina. Once this has been done, both partners masturbate until ejaculation commences.
"Hey Brian, i think Jill and I are going to do the Teenage Grundle tonight!"
Teenage Grundle by Fibulator December 12, 2007

Teenager 

Some of the most annoying, stupid, insufferable people I will ever know. I know this because I'm one of them.

Gay is the only adjective they know and they go around constantly doing the stupidest things.

Of course, we aren't all like this. A select few actually have some rational thinking skills. Unfortunately, a few bad eggs spoils the batch, as the saying goes.
Teenager by Chowder183 October 7, 2012

Teenage girl 

One word

Depressed

Most of us are bullied or have family problems so we want to die.. Just my pov
I hate my life as a teenage girl
Teenage girl by An account May 21, 2020

21st century teenage girl

Little sluts and whores, generally aged between 13-15, who like to show off their great skills at sex even though most of them are still virgins, or really are pure sluts and like people to know they are that way.

Either kind of girl is an irritating bunch of hormones yelling around everything they do, say or sing so everyone notices how stupid they sound and such whores they are, and also taking every comment as if it were against them and answering as if they were suffering hell on earth.

They like to make internet look like a great big space where they can show of their body to everyone without consequences, transforming internet into a great balloon full of boobs and booties, which of course must not be seen by their parents.

Most of these girls, years later get ashamed of their past actions being such sluts, because they get to be remebered that way, and it's not something to be proud of.
Friend 1: The new generation of girls are such sluts...

Friend 2: Well I'd like to be with one, sure they suck well!

Friend 1: If you want AIDS, go for it!

Friend 3: One of the problems of being with a 21st century teenage girl
21st century teenage girl by Pulpito69 September 14, 2014