by ThingsIJustCantSayOutLoud October 15, 2014
by zassanzz February 14, 2018
by KinuChomuLOL June 17, 2024
One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.
"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea
by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025
Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.
My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.
by Big Toe Licker November 04, 2015
Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016
Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)
Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
by Teezy Tuco January 20, 2024