Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.
Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.
Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
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Development & History of Mattolina Operating System & Mattolina LLC
It started in 2019 development of a Operating System at the time Developers at Mattolina LLC was at Rising Ground Due mental crash. However he would develop an Operating System, "that I'm sure people would enjoy" Matthew William Vega Stated. Project Bianca was in Development which then next project. Which was the project code named changed to Project Mattolina due to already having a successful Artificial Intelligence named Bianca which runs Mattolina Development Center HQ or Mattolina LLC founded in 2019 by Matthew William Vega known as self nicknamed Matto Vegason. He believe in the open source nature of Mattolina LLC to boost the open source market share especially when it comes to Linux which in his opinion must people should use but that's not reality though.
Development & History of Mattolina Operating System & Mattolina LLC
It started in 2019 development of a Operating System at the time Developers at Mattolina LLC was at Rising Ground Due mental crash. However he would develop an Operating System, "that I'm sure people would enjoy" Matthew William Vega Stated. Project Bianca was in Development which then next project. Which was the project code named changed to Project Mattolina due to already having a successful Artificial Intelligence named Bianca which runs Mattolina Development Center HQ or Mattolina LLC founded in 2019 by Matthew William Vega known as self nicknamed Matto Vegason. He believe in the open source nature of Mattolina LLC to boost the open source market share especially when it comes to Linux which in his opinion must people should use but that's not reality though.
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“ I’m literally beta testing Mattolina OS”
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These may be anything from a handshake(1), to a sound effect(2), or just a pj(3).
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(1)
You: hey!
Friend: hey!
*handshakes*
Bystanders: Oh cool hanshake!
(2)
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Another Friend: *brthumms & and giggles*
Bystanders: Oh ahaha funny sound effects!
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Bystanders: ?
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You: hey!
Friend: hey!
*handshakes*
Bystanders: Oh cool hanshake!
(2)
You: hey! *bthrumms*
Another Friend: *brthumms & and giggles*
Bystanders: Oh ahaha funny sound effects!
(3)
You: ICEE CREEAAM MAANS COMMINGG!
Yet Another Friend: MUMMAY! ICEE CREAMM MAAN!
Bystanders: ?
NOTE: Friendship Systems are associated with egg-uberant people only.
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The sun was extremely hot, but I wasn't concerned about my plants, because the gardener had installed a "dominican sprinkler system".
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