Smoke screen

A lie

That’s a smoke screen

by I$l@ndg!r1 July 13, 2021

Screenshit

1) When you take a screenshot whilst sitting on the toilet
2) When you screenshot something dirty like a nude
3) A false screenshot / something thats bullsh*t

"WTF, screenshit that hottie!"

by cowtie November 16, 2016

screen perv

looking at another players screen when playing video games to gain an unfair advantage.

call of duty split screen

Max is running around cant find Tim, so looks at Tims halve of the screen to find his position then throws a grenade which explodes

+10

Tim "Oh man you're such a screen perv"
Max "hey it was just luck, I am not cheating honest"

by DR. mark sloan August 6, 2009

Behind the Screen

A pernicious social and psychological phenomena and by-product of virtuality. 'Behind the Screen' describes an individuals preference for the world behind their TV or PC screen and their subsequent desire to live in it. A kind of cultural autism. Produces Clueless TV Wanabees and Couch Potatoes.

The massive growth of numbers on the waiting lists for participation in Reality TV, Jerry Springer, Fame Academy etc and the rise in the numbers of Personal Web-Cams.

by Reedybloke June 20, 2005

Name that thing on the screen before it disappears

A language game played by Brown University students in which an intricately timed powerpoint presentation displays images of clothes, food, etc. while students attempt to name the articles in a foreign language before they pass from one side of the display to the other.

Diego: And what is this.
Joe: der Handschuhe!!!
Diego: ...die Handschuhe?
Joe: Oh...yeah. I love "Name that thing on the screen before it disappears"!

by fivestarfolds March 18, 2011

blue screen of death

In the bad old days before XP, this was a frequent occurence on computers which ran on a Windows OS. In some of the worst cases, you only had to look at the computer in a funny manner for the temperamental bastard to give you the Blue Screen Of Death! It usually tells you some shit like "a fatal error has occured" and gives you some mathematical gibberish. Basically, it means the operating system is rather shite and can't be arsed doing what you wanted it to do...

I remember a few years ago on my section at work we had this computer that gave us the Blue Screen Of Death so fuckin' often on a daily basis that I ended up decorating the monitor with the chequered tape we normally use on files if someone is terminally ill!

by joannedj January 5, 2007

screenshotting

The act of taking a screen shot.

I'm screenshotting what you wrote and sending it to Lindsay.

Hey Nick, it's fucking called screenshotting, not screenshooting.

by Wipeyyy December 7, 2013