Survival of the Retards

A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.

Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 21, 2024

SURVIAL HORROR RAP

SURVIAL HORROR RAP is a pseudo genre of hip hop music inspired from classic horror games mainly from the classic sony PlayStation era founded in Las Vegas by artist who goes by "Philosophy" aka other nickname Philbert Grape.

Yo man I'm getting cooked listening to SURVIAL HORROR rap playing silent hill 2 remake

by Waltersulivan702 April 22, 2025

Survival the BLANK The Killer

Survival the BLANK the killer is a style of roblox games where a player will insert a model from something from fiction, for example a creepypasta, cartoon character or original character, put the same script of a jeff the killer free model and a treehouse map on a greenlands, and then publish the games, these usually lack any effort, The first instance of these was in "Survival The Jeff The Killer", Which started the trend, however popular roblox youtuber Albert Flamingo Gave it a bigger boost in popularity by making Survival The Spongebob The Killer.

"I played Survival the BLANK the killer yesterday."

by Conta46822 April 27, 2025

Survibing

The act of barely surviving while maintaining the illusion of chill.

I can't afford pistachios, let alone a down payment, but damn this iced coffee is good. I’m survibing.

by SexySurviber June 9, 2025

Survivor

CM Punk

CM Punk is the definition of Survivor

by Xenei August 2, 2025

Surviving

Acting like you're okay, when you know you emo af

How are you
Oh, surviving i guess

by NikoNikoNii_2 August 4, 2025

survivalcraft

One of the better Minecraft rivals, with different features, more mobs, etc

Idiot 1- Oh man, I'm soooo cool because I bought minecraft!

Idiot 2 - I hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while I'm playing the superior survivalcraft. Tool.

by smoking & vaping is for losers October 13, 2025