stoner achiever 

A person whom on a daily basis smokes marijuana and reaches the utmost success in every aspect of life. i.e school, work, family, and friends.

A:Bro you don't get shit done and just smoke all day.
B:I got more money than you, better grades than you, and smoke all day.
A:really?
B:Yes, I am a stoner achiever.

stoner achiever by IPAD The Terrible May 1, 2011

stoner cologne 

Air freshener, or any other strong smelling cleaner that takes away the smell of weed.

Bro, you smell like mad bud. Don't worry, I got a bottle of stoner cologne in my car.

stoner cologne by super fader December 21, 2006

stoner sport 

the stoner sports are hacky sack and frisby, and if you play eather one guitar and bass, and drums sort of.

me: dude, i have an idea
dan: what
me: lets roast a bowl and play hacky sack, then smoke soem more and play frisby
dan: you are the smartest person i know

stoner sport by angel face May 10, 2005

Stoner Doom Metal

Stoner Doom Metal is a blend of the genres Stoner Metal and traditional Doom Metal. The most important bands are Sleep and Electric Wizard.

Typical stylistic devices used are

-slow tempos
-heavily distorted guitar and bass (overdriven tube amps and fuzz distortion)

-low tuning of the string instruments (c standard, drop c, cis standard etc.)
-use of Blues minor pentatonics

-lyrics about fantasy, drugs, trips, society, hate, fear, sorrow and desperation

Stoner Doom Metal influenced various artists from the styles Stoner Metal, Stoner Sludge and Drone Doom.

You know what? Fuck death metal, fuck black metal, fuck nu metal - Stoner Doom Metal is the real deal!

Stoner Doom Metal by HassanISabah144 April 6, 2011

stoner jesus 

the jesus to the stoner. stoners worship him as if he were real and they pray until there is a great amount of marijuana

i cant go out tonite i have to pray to stoner jesus for some weed

stoner jesus by rainbowsandunicorns8492 August 10, 2006

stoner sence

if you smoke pot on a daily basis you will have this instinct you know what the deal is at all times and your quick about it weither it be driving or just chilling around you will have this strange feeling and if your high enough you will have a visual of the action that is being senced . this is however always confused with paranoia with is a short term effect of marijuana that is usually wrong and can get u smacked and or passed . usually this vision will consist of how you can find weed, or what ever the situation maybe at the time and you solve the dilema while stoned

that kid man he has like a stoner sence he always knows what to do in the right situations

stoner sence by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

stoner proof 

an object that you simply cannot pass when stoned.

lewis: joe hurry up, climb over that rope

Joe: dude i cant, it's like totally stoner proof

stoner proof by squinty red eyes February 17, 2008