Soffel

the ancient art of crushing icy beverages.

Bob is skilled in Soffel - that's pretty neat!

by Sykesy the Great March 14, 2007

soffel

Redneck Maine word originated by comedian Bob Marley. People with a think Maine accent say "soffel" to replace "It's awful".

"Hey did you hear about Billy?"
"Soffel"

by afanof January 12, 2008

Staff Blog Lozers

Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.

Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".

Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.

Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.

by Blog Hater February 19, 2009

Staff of Kings

A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.

"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"

by Jonny Humphries December 26, 2008

skoffin'd

To screw up, fuck up, or get key decisions wrong.

Sadly, he skoffin'd up the choice. What a n00b.

by Caranage October 10, 2009

Soffles

1. A type of rash found mainly on the arms or genitals, with a bright red hue.
2. An Abbrieviation of the name Sofia.
3. The black power ranger's favourite soft toy
4. An ancient Italian sex position mastered only by milanese girls.

"HOLY SHIT! I HAVE SOFFLES EVERYWHERE!"
"dude you should get that checked"

"hey soffles"
"fuck you!"

"Rangers, you know I can't fight if I don't have Soffles with me!"

"last night was crazy, i had no idea that girl was from Milan she was doing the soffles to me all night!"

by Barnabarian October 19, 2010

snoffy

When he/she is out of order, annoyed with everyone on the earth. Otherwise, angry

Man your SNOFFY today.

by Snoffers March 3, 2018