Steven

Steven is the type of guy who gets called daddy by a stupid thot and then realizes he doesn't need a girl to call him daddy when he has some of the best friends u could ever ask for like his best friend Doster and his black man Keion and his titan Sam and the weeb Zach and our one true dumbass Brady but Steven loves all his friends. Steven is the type of guy who is alright in smash bros but can never defeat Sam even when he uses jigglypuff and Steven uses his man Marth but he's better than most of his friends and is pretty equal to doster when it comes to smash bros. But above all else Steven's man mans is his boi Kirby thats all that matters to steven in the long run as long as kirby is alive steven is too also he will only use blue or pink kirby.

My mans Doster said to Steven u stupid as a bitch and then Steven said I'm not as stupid as brady at least and then Doster said no one is as dumb as brady

by K1rbz March 5, 2018

Steven

A perfect definition of a COOL, HANDSOME, BIG DICK ENERGY guy. Usually has good taste in clothing, like Burberry, Off-White, Anti Social Social Club or Gucci. His basketball skill is just AMAZING. Steven is a guy who just tries for everything. He does not give up until he GETS WHAT HE WANTS. Even tho he's very popular among girls, he is very committed with his girl.

Sara: OH MA GA WHO IS THAT HANDSOME BEING?

Jamie: Oh he must our dream boyfriend steven!!!!!

by SaladGU October 26, 2018

Steven

Steven is the best person ever, he is kind, sweet, and adorable. He's willing to joke around with you at anytime. His personality is one of the best you'll ever know. He gives you endless love and support, even he doesn't say I love you. He makes you smile whenever you talk to him or even see him. He is a lovely person and his looks are a bonus, if you ever get the chance to be with a Steven, ACCEPT THE CHANCE, you won't regret it. He will make you super happy and treat you how you deserve to be treated. He also is a very honest and sweet guy. If you ever get a Steven never let him go because, you'll most likely regret it, so I'm never letting my Steven go, If you're reading this, I love you!

"Woah who's he?"
"That's my Steven"
"Woah you better not let him go!"

by _Edward_spaghedward September 5, 2019

steven adler

The drummer for guns n' roses on Appetite for Destruction and Gn'R Lies. He wasn't a great drummer, but his style worked for the band. He was a big partier, and was kicked out during recording for Use Your Illusion 1 and 2 when his bandmates realized he was too drugged-up to play, and was replaced by matt sorum. The only song he contributed to use your illusion was "Civil War." He kept using drugs until a massive stroke which left his speech slurred. He now drums for his band Adler's Appetite. He has also sued former band members, like every other gunner.

It is believed that "The Spaghetti Incident?"'s title is inspired by a spaghetti fight that took place between Matt Sorum and Steven Adler.

by king of canada September 9, 2006

Steven Glansberg

The term 'Steven Glansberg' arised from the popular teen film 'Superbad'. In the film, he is refered to when Evan is about to leave Seth eating lunch alone and Seth says that he will now look like Steven Glansberg and there is a shot of him eating pudding all by himself.

So now if you see someone around eating lunch alone (works best in schools/colleges) be sure to say, "Hey Glansberg" or simply mutter to your friend, "Ha look at Steven Glansberg over there"

Jamie takes a seat in the cafeteria
Rich: "Na dont sit here, we'll look like fuckin Steven Glansbergs"

by RichBoi69 June 29, 2009

steven-beets

A very thin, pencil-dick shaped body with no brain attatched inside of his head. He likes to fill his head (normally by the mouf) with dick to fill in place of his missing brain. So he fills his mouth with penis as much as possible. He gets an odd orgasmic sensation from wearing a flat-billed hat with logos he knows nothing about and loud music generally referring to old-school rappers of which he also knows nothing about. He also tries to surround himself with large women that remind him of his mother to make him feel better about his large ego and pencil-dick-like body. Thus making him appear as a pencil-dick-looking faggot.

Girl 1: Hey! There's someone looking at you from across the room.
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.

Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!

by MyNameIsJonas1 April 21, 2011

Oh Steven!

Created by an intelligent young man by the name of Ian (or Joe, I remember not) in the year 2003 or 2004.

Originally used when talking to Steven when he did something silly. Morphed and took on a life of it's own, literally spread around the WGHS. Grew to be a exclamation that you can use in almost any situation, and even those situations where it would absolutely not fit. Can also talk about the clitoris.

Oh Steven! Your such a silly goose, Steve.

Wow look at her. Oh Steven!

Whats that little thing down there? Oh Steven!

by Ian Carlson April 11, 2005