michigan steamer

The act of blowing vapor into your significant others anus.

*inhales vapor* “baby bring your ass here for this michigan steamer”

by terrylondon April 4, 2020

Canadian Steamer

Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North

"Steve pooped on my face last night"

"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"

by Wpgman June 2, 2020

Louisiana Steamer

When you take a fat shit on a bitches chest while she jerks you off and you read some Mark Twain bool

"Yo, I heard Brandon gave Penny a Louisiana Steamer last night when he had the meat shits!"

by Sperm Explosion January 21, 2022

Quebec Steamer

In the province of Quebec, Canada, on the eve of St. Jean-Baptiste Day, Francophone’s go to sleep hoping for a Quebec steamer.
The Quebec Steamer itself is a pile of cheese curds left on the chest of the sleeping francophone. It is delivered by the Jean Baptiste bunny.

“Go to bed now or the Jean Baptiste Bunny won’t leave you any curds”
“Oh man, I’m so excited to get a Quebec Steamer tonight, those curds are always the best”

by The Ol’ fromagerie June 1, 2022

Millski steamer

A very moist fart that is “dropped” in a crowded area. The Millski steamer usually will leave stains in your shorts and has an overly offensive odor.

John just dropped another Millski steamer, let’s get the hell out of here.

by Lourdes ginger October 19, 2018

nebraska steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, but with a high amount of corn in the feces instead.

Jim went to give his wife a Cleveland Steamer, but ended up laying a Nebraska Steamer due to the amount of corn he ate for dinner the night Before.

by Nubstars September 22, 2013

Sticky Steamer

The act of taking the nastiest greasiest shit and then proceeding to wipe your ass with a wad of toilet paper and then throwing it at someone’s door so that it sticks to it.

God dammit, Bryan just put another sticky steamer on Colby’s door!

by GinnerRat December 20, 2022