spinklemeister

Finley Smith is the Spinklemeister

“Whoa… Finley Smith is the spinkliest spinklemeister I’ve ever seen!”

by Dooky duck August 15, 2021

sprinkler

when you are giving a blowjob & the guy starts forcing your head downwards because he is about to cum and the cum shoots up your sinus cavity & you have to do a snot rocket to get it out. preferrably on his face.

Last night when I was giving Bill a blowjob I had to do a sprinkler when I was done.

by spinkydownsy April 18, 2011

sprinkle monkey

A derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn't yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. He/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.

Fatty: Hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut butter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.

by Spandangler May 12, 2009

baby sprinkle

A smaller version of a baby shower given to someone who is expecting their 2nd child, especially if it is of the opposite sex.

Amanda already has a daughter but she is expecting a boy in a couple months, so we are throwing her a baby sprinkle so she can get some boy clothes.

by Thunder28 December 11, 2009

Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet

“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”

by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021

Shrinkle

The action that happens to a man's balls when he enters a cold pool or it is cold outside.

Dude! You said the pool was heated. My balls totally just shrinkled.

by B Dyal February 7, 2008

Arkansas Sprinkler

Urinating inside of a woman's vagina after intercourse.

After I fucked that spunky brunette last night, I left my dick inside of her for a minute or so while my boner went down before finishing her off with an Arkansas Sprinkler

by danimal 316 July 20, 2008