Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

by Zanninu April 15, 2024

scratcher

The title for people with accounts on Scratch, a coding language and creative learning website (ages 8+). There is also ScratchJr for younger kids.

New members begin as a "New Scratcher" and earn the title "Scratcher" after completing a set of actions.

Me: "Have you heard of Scratch?"
Them: "Yes! I've been a Scratcher for years!"

by XxitzybitzyxX May 30, 2024

Scratcher

A member of the online kids programming website, Scratch.
You get this label by actually posting shit.

"Hello fellow Scratchers I'm griffpatch and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"

by iminhellplshelpahhh May 30, 2024

Scratcher

An amateur tattoo artist. Instead of applying a smooth, clean tattoo, they tend to scratch up your skin and offset your tattoo.

Guy 1: have you seen the new babe at Rogue Ink?

Guy 2: yeah, she may be a scratcher, but she’s hot!

by Kralja June 4, 2024

Snatched

When you look good

My friend looked snatched today

by Kerrrri July 6, 2024

Spletched

The act of cumming inside of a gay man twink while both are intoxicated inside of a car.

Yeah bro! I spletched inside David last week.

by Thepastelrat July 27, 2025

Scratcherbating

The act of scratching yourself in a way that feels orgasmic.

I scratched the bug-bite so well that it felt like I was scratcherbating.

by River G Phoenix August 10, 2025