Sploosh sponge

Somebody who's personality eradicates a sploosh in a woman. Typically, a super hot guy who has a terrible personality, and thus turns any randy woman into the Gobi desert.

Hes so hot but hes such a sploosh sponge.

by Coomercrap February 7, 2022

Sloozer

A less insulting version of the word Loser

Cya l8er sloozer!

by evie :p May 9, 2022

amuse splooge

Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.

"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."

by JackHammer33 March 14, 2014

Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

by emg67 February 23, 2015

semen splooge

the stain when you cum

Look at your giant semen splooge

by currykid4 June 8, 2016

Snooze Splooge

Wet dream; ejaculated while sleeping

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses

by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 19, 2019

Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020