speloodging

When ya jizz and spelunk

Spelunker named David: I am a spelunker and I am David
Spelunker named David: I am in the mood for a good old yanking of the chain, it's David by the way
*stroking commences*
Spelunker named David: Hey, David here, just finished my cave exploration, also finished
Cave person: He be speloodging

by The New Jersey Times April 12, 2023

amuse splooge

Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.

"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."

by JackHammer33 March 14, 2014

Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

by emg67 February 23, 2015

semen splooge

the stain when you cum

Look at your giant semen splooge

by currykid4 June 8, 2016

Snooze Splooge

Wet dream; ejaculated while sleeping

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses

by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 19, 2019

speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.

Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”

by janicethefrog October 27, 2023

The Great 'sploder

The Great 'sploder: the head or chief of The Church of 'splodinity, who is said to be 'sploding constantly.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

The Great 'sploder loves all 'sploders equally and He does not mind whether his flock 'splode with modern plastic 'splosives or more traditional detonation materials.

by GoughMan July 26, 2009