Sphincter scale

The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound

Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale
Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants

by simdugz February 6, 2025

Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.

I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.

by Gordy W. March 6, 2025

Stool Shunter

a homosexual man i.e. a batty boy

I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.

by messymanco July 21, 2009

Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...

by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016

Eviscerated Sphincter

The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal

"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Big Sphincter Energy

Big Sphincter Energy or "BSE" is the substitute phrase for "assholes" when the internet is inevitably censored and we can't mock billionaires anymore.

"Yeah, that Blue Origin just reeks of BSE"

"If his attitude had a smell, it would be unfettered ass. I'm feeling utterly stifled by that big sphincter energy!"

by HerpDerp12786 September 6, 2021

Pickled sphincter

Marinated anus /pickled sphincter

Created when needing to shit in a hot environment

When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter

by By 777 the dickanator text me June 18, 2022