Skip to main content

Clit Sniper 

A guy (or girl) who can find your clit instantly without even trying. They will rip your pants off and go straight for the clit, giving you multiple orgasms and making you very sore (and very satified). Usually, he/she surprises you with having this skill.
I was at the motocross track last night, and found out Dave is a clit sniper! Who would have guessed?!
Clit Sniper by LittleMonster14 January 11, 2011
Clit Sniper mug front
Get the Clit Sniper mug.
See more merch

Severus Snape 

is what many may call heroic, a daring, bold, brave, not-afraid-to-stand-up-to-the-Dark-Lord kind of person. Nowadays, we shorten it to badass.
Random person who just finished watching Deathly Hallows: Isn't Neville Longbottom just soo badass? He killed Nagini, Voldemort's horcrux!

Knowledgable person: Professor Severus Snape saved Harry's life several times and he played spy for Dumbledore. He's more badass than Neville Longbottom!
Severus Snape by LilyxEvans July 29, 2011

Sniper's Dream 

Someone with a huge forehead - therefore making them a perfect target for a sniper.
Have you seen Sniper's Dream over there? There's more face above the eyebrows than below!
to drink to excess in the company of close friends, often resulting in black out, pizza, arrest, and / or whale poaching.
Dude, lets go sipe. Sorry man, I'm straight siped from happy hour.

Sipes?

You up for some siping after class?
Sipe by BurtinErnie March 24, 2009

sniper load 

When getting head you disguise you are about to bust a nut. You let it build up then go for the killing shot. If successful you cause gagging and a feeling of joy.
Justin held his his shot for the opportune moment. He only had one shot to make the kill, his sniper load was ready. Krista never saw it coming, she gagged and Justin felt relieved, knowing he accomplished his mission.
sniper load by nut commando January 7, 2008

sniper mask

HOTTEST SEXIEST MF TO EVER FUCKING EXIST THIS MAN CAN SHOVE ME INTO A WALL STOMP ON ME RUN ME OVER WITH A BUS AND THEN PUT ME IN A COFFIN
"man did you see sniper mask that hotass"
"yeah dude he's so fucking sexy"
"ikr i want him to rail me until my legs shake"
"sheeeeesh ikr"
sniper mask by z0mbi3gut$ April 20, 2021

Salem Shit Sniper 

a douchebag that goes into a men's bathroom and opens the closed door of a stall that's in use then punches the user in the nose and takes over the toilet for themselves
often occuring in the Salem area
"David was backing out a semi when Arthur pulled a mean
Salem shit sniper on him, bloodied his nose and stole the crapper right out from under him"