Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.
Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019
by Trixieqtii67 October 29, 2020
A discreetly taken photograph of a complete stranger, usually with the intention of sending it to your mates for their input.
Text conversation:
Dave: Bro, I'm on the train sitting opposite from this smoking hot babe.
Alan: Grab me a subterfuge snap so I can check her out.
Dave: Bro, I'm on the train sitting opposite from this smoking hot babe.
Alan: Grab me a subterfuge snap so I can check her out.
by McFisher October 20, 2017
Snap a doodle is for when you cannot find the right words to accurately express your emotion. It is the everything.
Synonym: Snap the damned doodle. See above, but with more emphasis.
Synonym: Snap the damned doodle. See above, but with more emphasis.
Oh, snap a doodle! That is the most awesome mullet I've ever seen.
Snap the damned doodle! Look at that five-legged dog!
Snap the damned doodle! Look at that five-legged dog!
by Delaware Petunia April 11, 2014
A term used to describe the use of Snapchat as a means for procrastination from the task at hand (i.e. work, homework, filing taxes). Not to be confused with a regular Snapchat; usually meaningless and irrelevant images sent in large quantities by millenials.
Molly must have a big exam coming up, she is procrasti-snapping me like crazy right now with the dumbest shit.
by D. Detective January 10, 2017
by Beowulf78 September 03, 2017