Snap the goose

To make love to a Canadian.

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.

by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019

snap-ranting

When someone rants about random shit in their snapchat story

"Hey, did you see Barbra's 250 second story? She's always snap-ranting in her stories."

by donutsforbreakfast June 1, 2015

Turkey Snap

Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.

Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017

Thirst Snap

Any picture or video on snapchat used to intentionally get attention.

Me: Did Rachel send you that snap of her new bathing suit?
Joe: Yeah bro, what a Thirst Snap.

by alehundo January 22, 2015

Combat Snap

Masterbating just before going into combat. This is done to relieve tension and clear ones head before combat.

Greg did a combat snap out of a shinook shortly after closing into Afghanistan.

by sabre_hunter April 26, 2010

Crunch Snap

instead of clapping in english class u say crunch snap

Mike: *says good poem*
Gianna: WOW CRUNCH SNAP

by loljazzi February 5, 2020

Snap bitch

Someone acting like someone they really ain't

Dis mofo is trying to be a player , looking like a snap bitch

by Beowulf78 September 3, 2017