Smoker's Cough

After receiving oral sex, instead of ejaculating in a woman's mouth you ejaculate directly down her trachea. This would require a woman who had a tracheotomy, a surgery most common with those having complications due to smoking.

That girl couldn't keep her teeth off my cock so I pulled out, put it right in her neck, and gave her a smoker's cough.

by Boltesian September 8, 2013

pirate smoker

bryce s.

bryce is such a pirate smoker.

by phillip December 4, 2003

pipe smoker

another name for a crack head, often used when referring to a crack smoker

darren is a pipe smoker

by zenzenkun March 26, 2008

Pirate Smoker

Some one who gets captured by pirates and is forced to pleasure the crew while on voages.(Suck the pirates dicks or smoke them.)

1)While on a raid the salty sea pirates capturd some people with big lips to make sure that they dont get bored while sailing the pacific.
2)I wish I was a pirate with some pirate smokers on my ship.

by somenakedguy May 4, 2006

smoker fight

Unsanctioned, illegal boxing (fighting) tournament, usually held on the street or in parking lot.

A lot of "smoker" fights from what I understand started out in CA in the 90s mostly.

You don't add a "smoker fight" to your fight record because it's more of a sparring match, just some friendly fun.

by szaki November 30, 2011

cock smoker

One who does not belive in sasquatch, or the rock methos, causing the 5 steps of death:
1. anger
2. denial
3. Canadian temp job
4. Door to door rocking
5. acceptance

Jack:That fucking joint sucker, cock smoker
Kyle:Did you see how fat that fucking lard ass was?

by ujtkrfd December 5, 2007

chode smoker

person who goes around giving any one they find a rim job. or describe some one who is a looser.

That dude carson daily who runs shit ass TRL on MTV is a total chode smoker.

by Thomas kight January 23, 2008