smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

street smart

the intelligence of approaching things stealthy to get one's way

not book smart

people smart

He's an underground winner, he seems to use his street smarts to succeed in life.

by Beantowner December 18, 2004

Street smart

Absolute nonsense idiots use to feel better about themselves, or to brag when in reality they have literally nothing going on.
Used in place of actual logic or as the idiots using this teen call it "book smarts".

Idiot: hey that guy got an A on the test.
Person: yeah i heard that guy is actually really smart
Idiot: well book smarts don't mean anything in the real world, i have Street smarts... By the way this lemon is really sour, that's surprising.

by word adveruter April 6, 2017

smart casual

attaire that can be worn to an art opening or to a sports bar.

Q: How should i dress for this event tonight?
A: I don't know, how about smart casual.

by Rachel Ernst February 21, 2006

Smart balls

A kinky sex toy, that is inserted in the ass or the vaginal area.

yo chris can I borrow some smart balls I goig to have an erotic night with my girlfriends sister

by yo momma hoeeeeee March 5, 2009

work-smart

The idea of dressing yourself in an acceptable and appropriate way at work, no matter what mood you're in, what the weather is like and what your mates wear. Many people do not understand the effects of this, it can have a detrimental effect on your ability to get involved with the 'work group', as such it is imperative one dresses appropriately

Matt - Mohsin, what is that jumper ur wearing?

Mohsin - A zip up jumper

Matt - A zip up jumper??? -THAT IS NOT WORK-SMART

by BGD_13 March 14, 2012

you smart

Another annoying phrase Dj Khaled has brought upon society but its also very encouraging

Dj Khaled: you smart, you loyal

by Lil Sweet 15 September 4, 2016