Slurp Job

When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.

Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job

by Zander 632 August 5, 2023

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slurp dat noodle

Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.

"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"

by Ole Bobby April 9, 2019

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Reverse Scauri Slurp

When you do a naked headstand and your sons girlfriend sucks your penis while your son holds you up

My sons girlfriend came over for thanksgiving and I let her give me a Reverse Scauri Slurp to induct her into the family

by spickles22 November 18, 2024

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Diddy Slurping

verb
The act of one person orally extracting and swallowing another man's semen from an orifice, typically the anus or vagina. Sometimes referred to as Piddy Slurping. Present tense of Diddy Slurpt.

"After the lights went out, Tyrone said if I wanted protection, I had to get diddy slurpt. I’m safe now… but at what cost?"

"She caught them mid-diddy slurp...said it sounded like someone finishing a milkshake."

"He brought a straw. A reusable one. That’s eco-friendly diddy slurping right there."

"Warden said lights out. Homie said ‘lights out or cheeks out?’ and began diddy slurping like it was commissary. The moans echoed down the cell block. Someone yelled 'amen.' Bro was doing holy diddy slurping with choir vocals."

by UnknowableOne May 22, 2025

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