Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.

“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”

by Iamhannahbaker April 9, 2019

Jackie Sloth

Jackie the sloth is a fairytale character In a kids book that isn’t really that pretty. She’s a sloth in a kids book who hangs out at the zoo with a bunch or male monkeys who she’s talked to a lot. She cheats on animals even though she is one and looks like a sloth

Jackie sloth: welcome to the Australian zoo. I’m Jackie the sloth and I’m very slow. I love photo editing and being a petty sloth

by The drama king26 December 3, 2019

Taco Sloth

When you have firey Mexican diarrhea and can't make it to the toilet in time.

I totally have fully blown Taco sloth last night stuck in traffic, shit went everywhere.

by Astrosplatz October 20, 2019

yoongis.sloth

Amazing girl who was a sloth in her past life and is a yoongi Stan which means she’s gay as hell

“You don’t follow yoongis.sloth?”
“Only baddies follow yoongis.sloth.”

by Minthairyoongles February 27, 2021

weird sloth

A sexual act involving pulling the recipients head back by hooking your fingers in their nose, while being in their ass

Jim: I was with Britney last night and she had me give her the weird sloth.
Ted: I genuinely don’t know what that is

by Odious pinky toe April 27, 2021

Crush Slots

the capacity you have in your life backpack to carry around the crushes you have on people in your life
some people have many crush slots, others only have one

"Yeah babe he's hot AF but my crush slots are full so can't go there"
"Dude I'm thirsting her but my crush slot is already taken"

by diamondee August 6, 2022

Australian Sloth Taco

An old Australian lady’s hairy vagina with moss on the pubic hair.

“Yea man, I ate some Australian Sloth Taco last night.”

by ChiChiRodriguez November 25, 2022