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St. Louis Soft Serve

When a woman gets ice cubes and nesquick stuffed into her anus. Then a man inserts his penis into the anus and ejaculates thus mixing the contents into a creamy substance similar to soft serve ice cream. To finish this act, the man then dispenses the chocolately goodness into a cone by slowly pulling out his penis.
David: That St. Louis Soft Serve was good!
Tonya: Yeah, I guess my ass is good for something!
by Gag-on this December 28, 2007
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To Protect and To Serve

Phrase: the motto of the Los Angeles Police Department.
'Displayed prominently on all LAPD vehicles is the phrase: To Protect and To Serve".
by speedog May 3, 2010
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r/teenagers discord server

a discord server that will fuck up your social skills, but its also very fun there
Person: hey, the r/teenagers subreddit is trash, what about the r/teenagers discord server

Person 2: its trash as well, but better than the sub

Person: oh alright
by plutogoat2564 February 15, 2021
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goth served

to be goth served is a higher degree of serving. it is from the south park episode that makes fun of the movie, You Got Served. In many circles it is condsidered a higher form of being served and more severe. Others think of it as being served about a goth (or, occasionally, other scene) faux pas. Still some believe the only way to be goth served it to be served by a goth. This includes any form of serveage.

see: serve, You Got Served, or goth
::Bob trips for no reason and falls flat on his face::
Billy: You just totally goth served yourself!
by version 2.0 May 23, 2005
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servicing the account

v. Also, service the account, the account is being serviced.

A George Carlin term for the act of a salesperson screwing over their customer through deceit. This is catagorized by the large bullshit smile, and customer assuming the position.
"Excuse me, I'm clueless about buying absolutely anything."
"I'll just go ahead and service the account for you then."
by Greggo September 8, 2005
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Service Pack 2

Also known as SP2.

A software update for the Microsoft Windows XP operating system.

A pitiful attempt by Microsoft to control the amount of circulating threats to their systems with basic, buggy applications. Utilizing their Windows Update service, the software is automatically downloaded and installed - an attempt to control the security market.

It contains basic software add-ons for their applications. These add-ons are very annoying, especially for the experienced computer users who already have better applications, but that are not recognized as proper programs as they are not authorized or owned by Microsoft.

Computers users with little experience are given a false sense of well being, and generally are taken advantage of.

SP2 contains a number of generally useless add-ons for their applications which although seem as if they will do your computer good, will affect perfectly working third party updates - such as registry updates or drivers. Once installed, SP2 will overwrite these, thus creating previously prevented problems.

SP2's threat preventing applications work alongside or conflict with similar yet more effective programs and continuously persist in annoying the user. For example, an effective popup blocker will show a message after successfully blocking a popup. However, SP2's popup blocker will either miss the popup, or appear over the third party popup blockers window, creating an annoyance for the user who has to close two windows. SP2's 'butting in' over other applications is probably fueled by Microsoft's desire to beat or own the competition - in this case, refusing to detect a more effective popular third party popup blocking application due to the fact that it is not owned or related to Microsoft.
In some cases, the user is forced to discard one of these applications, sometimes with SP2 Popup blocker prevailing.

Most components of SP2 are basically simple, yet annoying warnings regarding the download of suspicious files. If you hadn't ordered to download a program, what would make you download a program appearing from no-where?

Overall, SP2 is a trouble causing update that should be avoided if you already have applications that do the job that SP2 says it will. Rather that downloading a 70MB file, consult experienced computers for a better and smaller sized alternative.
1. I have installed Service Pack 2 and have been having all my old computer problems since.

2. It takes more than 20 minutes for SP2 to repair a wireless network connection, rather than a few seconds without it.

3. It took me 2 days to download Service Pack 2 on my Dial-up connection.

4. Service Pack 2 - All your previous computer problems in a 70MB file.
by Sushi December 30, 2004
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Rune-Server

This site is full of inconsiderate people and has the definitions of: Fag, idiot, dumbass, kevin, faggets and so on. It is full of immature and childish kids, best advice is to stay off.
www.rune-server.org
by Who ya think? August 3, 2010
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