National Skip School Day

Evey 5th of October , skip school (well loads of ppl weren’t in so yk - ig) .

“Eyy , r u skipping school today?”
“Why , Wdym?”
“It’s National skip school day , didn’t you know?”
“Umm , no 😂”
“Seriously 🙉”

by Human 😌 October 5, 2021

Freshman Skip Day

Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.

Friend 1: oh wait it’s skip day at school?

Friend 2: Yes, it’s freshman skip day!

by Yourmom2008 April 13, 2023

Skip

Flee; vanish

They can't skip off again because of me.

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024

Vinyl skipped a groove

To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.

Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.

by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014

Skip Campagne

A website that is defenitly clusterfucked. A website that is sooo enorm ugly or not usable

What a ugly website, this is a Skip Campagne i think

by Tim van Weegberg February 4, 2021

skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

Skip boy

When a boy has a reputation of being a player so much so that girls start skipping him before he even says hi.

He tried adding me on facebook, but I know he's a skip boy.

by xJigglyMuffx August 5, 2016