SHREDS

1. Only the coolest guy you'll EVER meet!

"omg its shreds off myspace"
"omg and he has a beard <3"
"omg lets go subside"
"omg get up off the floor, remove your hand from my knee and let go off my beard"
"ROFLAARP"

by beard4eva October 30, 2007

shredders

An expression of disgust or dismay. See damn.

An acknowledgement of something bad or unfortunate.

Near Synonyms: this sucks, sucks

See examples for proper usage.

Dan: I have to drive five hours to a job interview tomorrow.
Nate: Shredders!

Dave: My iPod got stolen last night.
Bill: Aw shredders man, that's not cool!

by Nate Heller December 27, 2007

shredding

when someone who had braces gives a guy a blow job

i hope lol starts shredding me even though it might hurt

by jordan ar's friend January 1, 2010

shredding cheddar

spending cash, making it rain

when i get rich imma be shredding cheddar

by fecht January 5, 2010

muppet shredder

A half-tard who wears belly shirts. Also known as a shredder

Hey Kombat look at that muppet shredder doesnt he look goofy!

by Lt dan July 4, 2005

shredder

Slang for half-tard.

Hey look! Shredder is covered in paper.

by kombat March 9, 2005

Shredded

To totally dominate the scales in scateboarding/snowboarding radness.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see me shred that rail?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro dude you totally shredded that rail"

by Devysaures November 17, 2015