described as a dirty ole' whore or homo who gives multiple cleveland steamers to different partners each night without washing their asses leaving a crusty dried mess for the next person.
bernard felt heart broken and sorrowful when he discovered the crusty shit stains all over george's ass and realized that he had been giving everyone in town a cleveland shag nasty! (they are now divorced)
by street whiz September 27, 2011
Get the cleveland shag nasty mug.A common expression that British subjects use for an overly horny man who would literally fuck anything with a slit, gash or hole in it. See Hugh Grant or The Prophet Muhammad.
I reckon that guy Tim is so overly sexed he would shag an open wound!
"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!"
"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!"
by MilkyMoon777@Hotmail.com September 1, 2006
Get the Shag an Open Wound mug.Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started shaggin the haggis and pit me right oaf."
Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."
Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."
Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"
Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."
Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."
Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."
Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."
Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"
Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."
Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."
by Ross Douglas February 29, 2008
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Get the shagalagadocious mug.1. the long hair hanging out of a player's football helmet, causing you to question the sex of that player.
Damn, that is one nasty drag shag that woman is sporting in the backfield, I didn't know Whoopi Goldberg played football?
by Fotofly December 4, 2010
Get the drag shag mug.A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger
by Lobster shag December 1, 2019
Get the Lobster shag mug.1. A girl of mediocre looks with loose morals and a penchant for cheap liquor. A girl that becomes a prime target after a long night of drinking and previous hookup failures.
2. A girl that will try to play hard to get, but after a double vodka soda will ask where you live.
3. A girl that enjoys spending the night at the fraternity house.
4. One of the typical girls that attend USC (University of Scrag Central) and frequently visits the 9-0 bar on Figueroa St. She and her friends (because scrags work in packs in the hopes of combining their individual haggard looks into some semblance of collective beauty)can be quite irritating and self absorbed despite their futile, albeit libation-induced attempts at normal conversation and their overwhelmingly pungent fragrances designed to mask the fetid miasma of decay freely emanating from their gaping hatchetwounds.
5. A girl down to get flatbacked 6-deep by any guy that is not horribly maimed, severly retarded or altogether a worthless slapdick.
6. A girl that becomes increasingly more seductive and alluring with each shot of alcohol.
7. Usually preceded with phrases such as "take down," "ruthlessly slay," "gaping hatchetwound," or "my brother's girlfriend."
aka: 90 hoodrats, hooknose skanks, hatchetwound victims, slizzos, double jack-and-coke aftermath, etc.
2. A girl that will try to play hard to get, but after a double vodka soda will ask where you live.
3. A girl that enjoys spending the night at the fraternity house.
4. One of the typical girls that attend USC (University of Scrag Central) and frequently visits the 9-0 bar on Figueroa St. She and her friends (because scrags work in packs in the hopes of combining their individual haggard looks into some semblance of collective beauty)can be quite irritating and self absorbed despite their futile, albeit libation-induced attempts at normal conversation and their overwhelmingly pungent fragrances designed to mask the fetid miasma of decay freely emanating from their gaping hatchetwounds.
5. A girl down to get flatbacked 6-deep by any guy that is not horribly maimed, severly retarded or altogether a worthless slapdick.
6. A girl that becomes increasingly more seductive and alluring with each shot of alcohol.
7. Usually preceded with phrases such as "take down," "ruthlessly slay," "gaping hatchetwound," or "my brother's girlfriend."
aka: 90 hoodrats, hooknose skanks, hatchetwound victims, slizzos, double jack-and-coke aftermath, etc.
-- "Yo man wanna hit up the 90?"
-- "Ya dude im ready to take down some scrag tonight."
-- "Amen brother. Its double jack and coke night!"
-- "Ya dude im ready to take down some scrag tonight."
-- "Amen brother. Its double jack and coke night!"
by Ezra Pound September 29, 2008
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