you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

nm, i should have stfu

when someone is trying to explain smth to you but you don't understand, so they give up cuz they are done with you

person: hey do you wanna go to that concert?
person1: concert? whos? when ?
person: taylor swift. tomorrow.
person1: oh but I have a project due tmrw and I think I can adjust but--(bla blah blah)
person: nm, I should have stfu

by myeongli December 5, 2021

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

As you should

Kevin Na invented as you should as he should

As you should period

by Jhdndkid December 19, 2021

we should snap

we should totally fuck

them: "we should snap x"
you: "my place or yours?"

by R1L3Y March 18, 2023

D + E should kiss day

This is a day where any D + E should kiss. Its on june 17 and can be a kiss on the lips, cheek, or even somewhere else.

D: Lets makeout ItsD + E should kiss day

E: come here then ;)❤

by Lit user 331 May 25, 2022

Should

A way of asking a question or informing someone about something.

Example A: Should i ask Riley on a date?

Exapmple B: You should ask Riley on a date!

by DarkPussMan July 8, 2019