shocker

a type of fingering a chick where u stick pointer and middle finger in her pussy, rub with ur thumb and put ut pinky up her ass

justins lover: "wutd u and ur girlfriend do last night?"
justin: "i gave her the shocker"
justins lover: " im so jelous...."

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

shocker

Umm, unless you turn you hand upside down, then it should be two in the poo and one in the goo.

why is your girl limping?

she caught that shocker

ohh... I bet she's got the screamin shits too

by Jason V. December 28, 2005

Soule shocker

The effort one must put in to make one's spouse happy focused on not coming home drunk, not spending all one's money at the strip club or adult book store and not engaging in extra marital fun.

I did not want to get divorced and have her take all my money so I gave her a soule shocker

by Tim Smith October 7, 2005

The Shocker

Two in the pink, one in the stink. Or vice versa.

Guy 1: "Dude did you meet that chick Cindy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I took her back to my place and rocked her with The Shocker."

by mudd_butt February 10, 2008

Shocker

A rip-off of the Matt Hardy "V1.0" sign that the index and middle fingers are together insted of being spread apart.

Two in the front, one in the back

Mexican Luchador who is currently in TNA

I saw a foam Shocker hand last summer and at first I thought it a foam V1.0 hand.

After I gave Morgan shocker, she wanted me to marry her.

Shocker is Alex Shelley's bitch. He is 1-2 against him.

by Mike September 6, 2005

ShockerDeuce

An alcoholic drink made of Vodka, Bacardi Razz, and Rockstar Energy Drink. Best mix ever! Drink by shot!

Did u hear about Christine's ShockerDeuces? They're kickass!

by SpiffyShudder August 3, 2009

sticky shocker

when you cum all over your hand and then give a girl a shocker

you could also use honey

dude i gave this random girl a sticky shocker last night i hope she was on the pill

by zerordie323 November 18, 2007